fvcevalue:

Swords and Pens [x]

weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

"الجمال لديها الكثير لتفعله مع الطابع
Beauty has a lot to do with character."

— (via unmaiden)

aliensufos:

Unicorn abduction♥

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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